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[Nogizaka Kojichuu]
Don! Nice to meet you! I'm the host of Nogizaka Kojichuu, Banana Man!
Nice to meet you! I'm Nogizaka-chan!
One, two...
I can't wait to sit down!
That's good.
Before we get started with today's show,
I'm sure you've all seen a glimpse of it.
She said she can't wait to sit down.
In fact, you all won.
You were able to do this show with only chairs.
You're the chairman of ISLAND.
I'm so happy to finally be the chairman of ISLAND.
I'm so happy to be the chairman of ISLAND.
Asuka-chan said it.
You're still sitting on the chairs you've been using for 10 years.
I see.
Next to you is a chair called "Zamenfkafka" which you won.
It will be replaced by this chair in the future.
I see. What will you do with it?
Since it's a commemorative event, let's all sit together.
Let's all sit together?
That's right.
So you've been left behind?
That's right.
You'll know better if you sit here.
I see.
What should we do? Should we say hello?
That's right.
Since Asuka-chan said about chairs...
Let's do it.
Can you say a few words for us?
Can you stand up for a moment, Asuka-chan?
No, it's okay for everyone.
Asuka-chan, can you sit in the front seat until the end of the show?
Can you sit in the front seat?
Can you feel the difference in sitting comfort?
Yes, yes.
Then, please.
First of all, I'd like to say thank you to this chair that I've been using for 10 years.
Thank you very much.
And thank you for the new chair.
Okay, please switch seats.
3, 2, 1, go ahead.
Seriously?
What?
Are you kidding me?
Huh? Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Are you kidding me?
What?
Asuka, what do you think of it?
It's amazing!
It's my first time seeing something like this!
It's different!
It's amazing!
Takayama-san, it's different!
Yes! My buttocks are wrapped around it!
Wow!
Matsumura!
It's amazing!
It's like my buttocks are wrapped around another one!
No, no, no!
Wow!
No, no, no! The way you moved me now is amazing!
This is it!
Hoshino!
Yes!
Is it good?
The moment I sat down, I felt like I was floating! It's amazing!
It's like I'm in a high-class room!
Oh, is that so?
Since the members gave such good reactions,
Banana Man also decided to sit down and try it out.
First of all, this.
Well, but...
No, it's like this, right?
It's like this, right?
Well, but it's true that this is...
Well, it's true that this is... It's a long recording.
Sometimes it's like 3 hours or something like that.
That's right.
And this is painful.
The footwork is good, but...
It's like this, but...
Well, shall we change it?
Yes.
One, two...
- Wow! - It's dangerous!
- This is... - Hey, hey!
- I was surprised because it sank too much. - Wow!
- Amazing! - Wow, it's fluffy!
- It's fluffy! - This is good!
- No, I can't go back here anymore. - I know.
- I don't like it anymore. - I know.
- Ume, it's good, it's good. - It's the best.
Because it hasn't sunk even one centimeter until now.
- It's true. - It sinks about ten centimeters.
- Certainly. - No, it's good.
If it's like this, it's okay to go up to Osaka, right?
- That's right. - Shinkansen, isn't this okay?
- I'm glad we got this. - Wow!
- It's the best! - If it was above this, it would have been a light burden.
- That's right. - Do you want to do something else?
- I want to do "land". - "Chairland", right?
- I want to do "chairland". - But Matsumura said it many times.
- That's right. - In the recording. - That's right.
- Every time I watch this show, I think "chairs are nice". - That's right.
- But I think it will disappear next time, and it's lonely. - That's right.
No, I'm going to get this for my graduation anniversary and go home.
- No, I think so. - That's right.
- Let's get everyone to sign it. - Certainly.
Even Matsumura's butt would have been shaped like this chair.
- That's right. - Certainly, of course.
- With this, you can laugh and cry and do various things. - That's right.
- Then you can wear this chair, right? - Yes.
- Goodbye. - Matsumura seems to want it.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Okay, let's go with this chair. - All right.
- It's nice and soft.
- All right, I'd like to announce today's project. - All right.
- Himura-san! - Nobita's Entertainment Society Sugoroku!
- Sugoroku! - Sugoroku!
In order to revive the military and military officials' entertainment society,
we created an original sugoroku based on various events that happen to entertainers.
The team will challenge and clear the mission that fell into a dead end,
while aiming for the proof of growth, which is the goal.
Oh, by the way, there's a question that comes up when you stop,
and if you can't answer it, you have to roll the dice again and go back to where you came from.
- What?! - That's right.
Here's the team formation.
Work together as a team and overcome the rough waves of the entertainment society!
How confident are you?
I think I'm not good at this,
but I have three people who are confident in me, so I'm going to do my best today.
- I think it's advantageous for a team with a variety of people. - That's right.
- There are various genres like variety songs and songs. - That's right.
- Team Matsumura. - Yes.
- I think they're very strong. - Yeah, I know.
- I think they have the longest career. - That's true.
It looks like you're working hard there.
- Each team has high experience. - It looks like you're doing anything.
Will we win or lose a lot?
And Team Ume. What do you think, Ume?
Well, we are all in the third generation, so our teamwork is excellent.
I haven't lost much in a game plan during training.
That's true.
Ume has the image of winning.
I don't have the image of losing.
I think we can win, so I'm confident.
I see.
And Team Gaki.
Our team is also in the fourth generation,
so we don't know much about the entertainment world.
I see.
Why did you say "gao" in the middle of it?
I made a mistake.
Let's start with Team Endo.
It's better to have the biggest dice.
That's right.
It's better to have six.
Okay, I'll roll a six.
You can roll a six.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Please.
One, two...
Surprisingly, it doesn't roll.
Everyone, please be careful.
It doesn't roll like a dice.
Please enjoy and do it.
Okay, four.
Please roll four.
One, two, three, four.
Now, what will happen to these squares?
In a variety show, the god of laughter appears.
What will he do?
He will make Russian wasabi and eat it.
I see!
This is like a god appearing.
That's right.
In reality, you eat wasabi sushi and roll it.
That's right!
If the god of laughter appears...
You know what I mean, don't you?
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Please.
In this square, one representative will appear.
If you can pull out the wasabi sushi in only one square, the mission will be cleared.
Well, it's the beginning.
Rock-paper-scissors.
The winner.
It's like Endo is saying "I'll go."
It's like "I'll go."
Because I can't let my senior eat wasabi.
You're great!
Let's go.
You should go.
Let's go, Endo, the team leader.
You can do it!
Let's go.
The order was good.
It's good.
Endo, you shouldn't look at these things too carefully.
That's right.
If you say "I don't know what it is," and there's wasabi in it,
you can check it, but you don't know most of the programs now?
That's right.
I don't have soy sauce, so I'll have to endure it.
I definitely want soy sauce at times like this.
I know!
Now!
If you pull out the one with wasabi in it, it's okay.
It's okay!
I'm sorry if you can't pull it out!
It's okay!
Now!
Shall we go?
Endo, choose one and eat it!
Ouch!
My right eye!
Let's eat it in one bite.
I'll eat it.
Go! In one bite!
Go!
And as you eat it, it gradually...
How is it?
How is it?!
Huh?
Which one is it?!
Doesn't look like there's wasabi in it!
Which one?!
There's no wasabi in it!
It's not in it!
It's out!
What a shame!
Team Endo, who failed their mission, will swing their dice again and return to their starting position.
Next up is Team Matsumura's magnificent start!
Shall we go, Matsumura?
Here I go!
Go! Four!
It's four!
It's a four-digit number!
It's out!
It's four!
This might be the last laugh of laughter god.
You're riding it!
Matsumura, move the car, please.
Sorry!
Matsumura's riding it!
Since they're receiving it now, Team Matsumura has also succeeded their wasabi sushi mission!
Wasabi sushi, yes!
Then, one person from your team, who is it?
You all look like you're going to eat it!
I think I can do it.
Then, I'll go!
Higuchi!
Why did you decide so quickly, Higuchi?
There's only one in the cardboard box.
The one you sit and drop in the cardboard box, right?
I feel like I'm getting all of the spicy ones.
I feel like I'm getting all of them!
I feel like I haven't gotten all of them yet.
Will the laugh of laughter god descend on Higuchi, who has a strong sense of humor?!
It's okay if you eat it with wasabi, okay?
- Yes. - Let's eat it!
Okay, choose one and give it to me.
Oh, god just descended on me.
- God descended on me. - It looks good!
- Here I go! - Here I go!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Center! Center! - Center!
- Go! - Go!
Go!
Wow! Wasabi!
- Is it wasabi?! - Wow!
- Wasabi! Salty! - Salty!
But this is amazing! If you keep it like this...
As I thought, you have it! You have it, Higuchi!
- It descended! It descended! - Thank you!
- Laugh of laughter god descended! - Thank you!
What's wrong? What is it? What is it?
Just now, she said "double" and put her finger in it!
For a moment!
- Okay! Okay! Okay! - Are you okay?!
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay to say a few words.
What did you say just now?!
The amount of wasabi is bad.
- That's right. - This is funny!
- This is good!
- Wow! That's amazing! - Amazing!
- Amazing! Amazing! - It's amazing!
The team who will be shaking the dice is...
- Okay! - Yes!
Then, please shake the dice!
- Go! - Go!
- 3... - 3...
- Yes, 3! - 3...
- Please proceed! - 1...
- Yes! - Yes, 3!
Play a dramatic role in a sudden big role!
- Ah! This kind of thing can happen! - This kind of thing can happen!
But there is one more thing you can do!
Someone will lose in one minute!
Scary!
This is hard!
In this scale, according to Himura's judgment, if anyone cries within one minute of the time limit, it will be cleared!
This is already hard. It's not a normal situation. It's like crying all of a sudden.
If that's the case, you can say "ahhh!"
This is a drama!
Himura-san, you often put this in your mouth and cry, right?
Yes, I do that. I pretend to cry and put it in my mouth like this.
This is a technique that was actually used by Ueshiba Ryuue-san of the boys' club in a variety show!
This is a senior's technique!
Amazing!
How about you guys? Are you not confident?
No, I'm not confident. I feel like I'm going to laugh.
If you laugh, you're the worst actresses!
It's comfortable!
Yoda also appears in movies and stuff.
I have a strategy!
You have a strategy! Good!
Wouldn't it be easier if you told us your strategy?
I just have to yawn a lot.
You're the worst!
That was a super cute strategy!
You're the worst!
The members have plenty of acting experience!
Will they be able to shed tears in one minute?
Okay, let's go! Ready...
Start!
Okay, it's started!
Huh? What's going on?
Is everyone trying to yawn right now?
Huh? What's Yoda doing? Is he checking his training?
You want me to yawn right now?
Oh, I think Kubo is about to yawn.
Fumie is about to laugh.
Yoda is laughing with a cute voice.
Oh, Yoda...
Can you move your head a little?
Wow, an actress entering a crying scene is cold.
No, it's not.
This is hard.
40 seconds have passed. 20 seconds left!
Yoda opened his eyes and said, "Huh? Is this bad?"
Last 10 seconds!
Wait!
5 seconds left!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Time's up!
Wait! What's going on?!
What?!
I can't concentrate like this!
What's going on?!
The judge made us laugh!
I didn't make you laugh!
I didn't make you laugh for real!
I was just watching you cry.
I was watching you seriously!
Really!
You looked like you were crying a lot.
I was about to cry, but Yoda-san peeked in front of me.
I can't peek in!
There are people like that in dramas and movies.
There are!
There are people like that!
Go ahead.
As a result of failing the mission and dropping the dice,
Team Umezawa will go back to the beginning.
Next, Team Kaki will start!
Let's go! Go ahead!
Nice!
Why are you doing the same thing?!
Team Kaki, go ahead!
Let's cry!
Will the super difficult "I'll cry" be cleared?!
Are you ready, everyone?
When did you all cry recently?
Me?
At a concert.
At a concert?
Yes.
Well, there are times when everyone is crying.
You just have to remember that.
The seniors' tears of failure.
Will Team Yonkisei succeed?!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Go for it!
Ready...
Start!
Now...
It's better not to let the judges see it.
She's going to cry in one minute.
I've only been looking this way, but if you pay attention to Himura-san, this is quite a situation.
Oh, you're going to go?
If you think back to the special live show we did a while ago,
the fans who are watching us...
The fans who are watching us...
If you become Himura-san in front of them, they'll laugh at you.
The fans' feelings...
Oh, isn't it better not to let them see it?
Oh, you're going to cry?
Ten seconds left!
Let it out! Let it out!
Let it out! Spill it!
Let it out! Let it out!
Did it come out? Did it come out?
It came out! It came out! It came out perfectly!
It was 56 seconds!
This is it!
Eh, why? How did you cry?
Eh, but... I remember a lot about the live show we did recently.
Also, when I think about the fourth generation, my tears...
Oh my!
It came out!
Himura-san, you definitely saw it now.
Completely from the left eye, right?
Yes.
Amazing!
With that said, Team Kaki will stay in third place!
Let it out!
Team Kaki, let it out!
Let it out! Let it out!
Next up is Team Endo's second week back at their starting point.
Now, please ring the bell. Please go ahead.
Six! Six! Six!
Oh, it rang!
Wow!
Nice!
As expected of the fourth generation!
One, two, three, four!
Wow!
Now, what will be the fifth week?
Oh!
A singing show on a live show.
Oh, we've already done this one, haven't we?
We've already done this one.
Then, let's go back, Peran.
Four of you will do a relay and sing the chorus with all your might!
Yay!
Here, the four of you will do a relay of the song's chorus.
As you dance to it, if you can sing the lyrics correctly, you'll clear the mission!
Now, are you confident in this?
No, but I... Yes, I am.
It's okay! You forced her to shake her head.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'll do my best.
It's not an excuse.
You're confident in this, right?
Yes, it's a song from Nogizaka.
Now, let's start the music and sing the first chorus!
Now, let's go! I'm unexpectedly nervous about this.
Do your best!
Now, let's go!
Music, start!
Please sing!
Now, let's go!
Please sing!
Yes, okay!
Okay!
I did it!
"Guruguru Curtain"!
I did it!
I'm nervous about which song will play.
But, was "Guruguru Curtain" relatively easy?
But, it's quite complicated, isn't it?
It's complicated.
Oh, is that so?
I'm usually a girl, but I'm not sure which song will play.
I see.
Yes.
Next, let's move on to the second week of "Team Matsumura", which we want to talk with you.
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
It's easy if you hit a six.
Good!
Four!
One, two, three, four!
Oh, it's wide!
Oh, it's already a curve!
It's wide!
It's a curve!
It's wide!
What is this square?
Oh!
An unexpected offer from an impersonation program!
No, it's possible! It's possible!
Let's pick up an impersonation right now!
Now!
At this bus stop, one person chosen at 9 o'clock will improvise an impersonation!
The person who judges Teresin's resilience and quality will be the judge!
But there are people who ask you to do an impersonation on a show, right?
Yes, there are! If it's in Paraichi, there are!
Who do you think will be able to do it?
I don't think there's anyone who can do an impersonation.
But there's an atmosphere that Higuchi might be able to do it.
He's angry today, isn't he?
Now, Himura-san! At 9 o'clock!
I'll do it! Listen to me!
I'll do it!
Ta-da! I killed him!
I knew it! He's got it today!
But if Higuchi clears it now, this team will be able to do it thanks to Higuchi!
I see! I see!
I'll do my best!
I'm sorry!
FUA-CHAN! 3!
Higuchi will wake up from his impersonation?!
Now...
Are you ready?
Yes!
Here we go!
FUA-CHAN! 3!
2! 1! Go ahead!
Hi, everyone! I'm FUA-CHAN!
Banana!
I'm here! I'm here!
Hi! I'm here!
Wow! That's amazing!
Higuchi, you're amazing!
I can't do it at all!
Huh?!
Huh?! He was doing it?!
He's doing it!
I've never seen you do it!
I'm embarrassed!
You're amazing!
I'm embarrassed!
You can do it like this without doing it?!
I'm begging you, FUA-CHAN!
You're amazing!
Now...
This is bad!
Team Ume is still at the starting line!
It's important! We have to go through this!
Team Ume is back in action!
Will they be able to turn things around?!
Team Ume is back in action!
We have to go through this!
If we get 6, we'll be second place.
Let's go for 6!
Please show us your dice!
Go!
4!
This is wasabi!
Wasabi!
Please discuss who will go first!
Are you trying to make me do it?!
Go ahead!
I have a lot of wasabi!
It does look like you'll be able to pull out a lot of wasabi!
I think I can do it!
What will you do?
You want to pull it out, don't you?!
Go ahead and pull it out!
5!
Will the laughing god descend upon Yodani, who has the team's hopes in his hands?!
Shall we begin?!
Go ahead!
5!
It bounced off!
How is it?!
Did it go in?!
It went in!
But if you pull out 1, you'll stay in 3.
That's right!
It's good!
We don't need "it's good"!
Please show us your dice!
1!
It bounced off!
2!
Next up is Team Kaki's second lap!
- Let's go! - Here we go!
- First place! - First place!
- What is it? - Umm, is it sushi?
- Sushi! - It's sushi!
It's sushi!
Wait a minute, it's amazing that it's sushi!
Yes, it's sushi for the staff!
Team Kaki, as a result of rock-paper-scissors, has won the Hayakawa Sushi Battle.
- Well, I cried earlier, too. - That's right.
It's like Higuchi vs. Hayakawa.
These two cleared everything.
Will Hayakawa, who is in top shape, be able to eat wasabi sushi with this momentum?
- Now, go! - Eat it!
- What are you talking about? - It's good!
- Okay, let's go! - Okay, let's go!
And Team Kaki is off again.
- Even though you shed tears... - It's good!
- Nothing bad has happened. - Yeah.
- This is entertainment world. - That's right.
- This is entertainment world! - This is entertainment world!
- You got caught! - Oh my god!
27th single has finally been recorded!
Under Live's distribution ticket is on sale!